It goes on, too, and - stop me if I’m wrong - but doesn’t this sound like an alternate plot to his latest game The Good Life? Minus the whole transforming into cats at night thing? Vid bud Liam also pointed out that some of the names seem to be taken from Swery’s puzzle platformer horror ’em up The Missing from 2018. I told you it was wild, right? Witch hunts… Magic wands… Milk lorries… Nuts and coffee. Neverending rumors… Inescapable sins. Emily, a detective who was recently demoted from her post in London, teams up with a small moustachioed gentleman named Poco in order to bring the truth to light. Clearly, I shall have to buy it and read it to find out - although if Deadly Premonition’s slightly useless detective Francis York Morgan doesn’t turn up halfway through Chapter 4 (The Mustachioed One, The Colossal Liar, Crime, And Punishment) in some kind of daft cameo, I’ll be sorely disappointed.
If you, too, would like to see what Dear Ambivalence: The Mustachioed One, The Witches And The Suspended Body is all about, you can grab its English Kindle edition now for £8 / $10.

Swery has written a book and its title is peak Swery - 68